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Seans Household tips
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1. Sand peanuts before swallowing them.

2. Allways prick yer cat before microwaving it.

3. Allways wrap your tortoise in brown paper before microwaving it-
prevents the crust going soggy.

4. Allways prick yer boil and not vice versa.

5. When shaving, keep genitallia below sink level (if possible).

6. Never answer the phone whilst ironing.

7. If you're having problems with peanuts consult Jimmy Carter.

8. If you're having problems emptying your nuts consult Bill Clinton.

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