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Sex,
Pies and Sticky Tape.
Log in, surf the net, and indulge your fly-eating fantasy with
the Groovey Band web site! Hear how........................
Fumbling Fozzie got arrested for playing with his instrument in a
crowded pub.
Screaming Sean Mc Mikesqueezer improves his singing voice by
placing strange objects in his mouth.
The Groovey Band went from being a group of Normal Normans to
stark raving rock monsters with hairy legs and strange thingies.(
this also includes Bombshell Becky).
It's all here...... if you're bothered..
Newsflash! Douglas McTavish
Marries Himself- Click Here for Details
Groovey News Trash!!!
Celebrating!!
Chicken John is expecting his first child in the next few months.
The Police have been notified.
Naming!!
Screaming Sean Mc Mikesqueezer (42) and Bombshell Becky
(28,22,32) are to call their 34 lb. baby daughter
Rotunder Picklelilly Amusement park. The christening will be held
over Beachy Head when the tides in.
Converting!!
Julian Jerkoffski (54) says he's found God.......................
He was under the stairs and if anyone wishes to claim him, please
contact Julian on his home number. (evenings only).
Drop In Inflation!!
Flossy the
suspender wearing blow-up sheep, the Groovey Band's mascot has
developed a leak.
Steve Mobongo drooper says he is looking for something to take
her place for the time being.
(No pigs in Knickers please).
Passing.
Doug Mc Haggisbasher, the Groovey Bands drummer, died today.
His wife said his condition is satisfactory.
And
Finally...............
Chicken Johns original robot chicken "Clucky" (IV) died
last week.
She had suffered a long illness due to one of her legs falling
off and her fur covering becoming soiled.
She finally passed away when the plastic flap in her tail swung
open and the batteries fell out.
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