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Fozzies Gardening tips
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1. When laying yer turf- greenside up!

2. Dont park yer van on me pansies!

3. Dont leave yer hose out in the frost or it will become brittle and snap.

4. Dont hoe yer patio.

5. Keep yer JCB off yer lawn.

6. If yer grapes are hanging low- consult a proctologist.

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