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The McTavish Collection.
"Doctor, can you come round and see my
wife as soon as possible? She is so
ill that I had to carry her downstairs to make my
breakfast."
Why do women have small feet?
So that they can get close to the sink.
Doctor " I'm afraid your mother-in-law
needs an urgent blood transfusion but
we can't find the right blood to match hers."
Visitor "Have you tried a baboon?"
A Polish man went to the eye hospital for
an eye test.Seated in front of the
chart, the doctor asked him to read through the lines one at a
time. As the
man got to the bottom line, which read CSVENCZW, he hesitated.
The doctor said, " Don't look so worried. If you can't read
it just try your
best."
The Polishman replied. "Read it? I know the fellow
personally!"
Boy to friend." Your mum's armpits are
so hairy I thought she had Bob Marley
in a headlock!"