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Dougs Computing Tips
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computing! 
Top tips of the trade from the Groovey Bands resident IT Guru;-
1. Dont learn
to program in Java, Thanet Technical College is much closer and
will save you a small fortune in air fares.
2. Dont worry
about computer viruses and the so- called " Millenium
Bug", Simply scrub your keyboard and monitor every day with
strong bleach- it kills 100% of all known germs!
3. OJ
simpsons internet address www.backslash backslash escape.
4.. Dont
let your cat play with your mouse, or your Karma run over your
dogma!
5..
Social etiquette:
After the purchase of a brand-new, personal microcomputer, be
sure to invite all your friends
over for cocktails, canapes, civillised conversation, and a
thoroughly enjoyable
mouse warming party!